This is your Vampire Slayer.
Every haunted organisation has a vampire moment.
2010 . I'm in middle school, and I've just discovered True Blood, a show about vampires having a great deal of sex in the American South, which is not obviously what a middle schooler should be watching, and yet. For about eight months I am insufferable about vampires in a way only a kid that age, with that little else going on, can be. I do what any self-respecting kid with a Facebook…
Somewhere in the middle of figuring out what came next, the coffin came back. Not the vampires, the coffin. Turns out the name I gave a Facebook check-in as a bored kid was, unintentionally, the best description I've ever come up with for what I actually do, and looking back at the shift-to-shift years, I can see why nobody warned me: a person who has replaced fridges, talked someone off a financ…
Some things get buried. These stay exposed.
This is who I am
I'm the internal comms specialist, the people ops person, the HR business partner, the pay-band builder and the new-manager coach a scale-up needs, running as one person instead of five job postings. I write every word, build every workflow and sit in every uncomfortable meeting myself, direct line, always, whether that's wiring HiBob and support tickets together so it all holds, or telling a fou…
Numbers instead of adjectives.
The right fit matters more than the right brief.
Wondering where to start? Lift the lid first.
Book a free 30-minute call. I'll tell you, honestly, whether I'm the right person to fix it, or whether you're better off elsewhere.